1. hacking & coughing
2. intrapersonal communication
3. solipsism
4. downward spiral administration
5. appearing busy in a Topeka Starbucks
6. fantasy sports management
7. dull piracy
8. history deletion
9. self-publishing
10. private speaking
11. failure to silence unimpressed father’s ghost
12. postcolonial marketing
13. lolcat forwarding
14. layman’s terms
15. conservative arts
16. advanced Romantic postponement
17. online college startup & accreditation
18. countering wife’s suspicion of hours on computer alone
19. flame warfare
20. role-playing game theory
21. apocryphal credentialing
22. lumbar support
23. unitasking
24. autoerotic engineering
25. gangnam style
26. tic development
27. Twitter twaddle
28. sedentary physics
29. virus acquisition
30. abusive political speech
31. hoax propagation
32. creative writing